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SAMANTHA STEPHENS
[someone knocks at the door] Ahm... That's Gladys Kravitz.
MERLE BROCKEN
Hey, can you see through walls? I can't seem to get the hang of it.
SAMANTHA STEPHENS
[laughs] No magic involved, Merle. I just know from the knock and the timing. [opens the door, Gladys is there, just as she said] Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz. What a surprise.
GLADYS KRAVITZ
I came over for a snoop of, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
Come take a look Abner.
ABNER KRAVITZ
Gladys, don't pull. Take a spoonful of your medicine.
GLADYS KRAVITZ
I don't need my medicine.
ABNER KRAVITZ
I say you do, and I've never lied to you Gladys.
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
Abner, believe me, there was a strange lady driving their car.
ABNER KRAVITZ
There's only one strange lady around here, Gladys.
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
[after finding Darrin, the chimpanzee] I wonder where he belongs?
ABNER KRAVITZ
He belongs in a zoo. And so do you.
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SAMANTHA STEPHENS
Oh, hi, Mrs. Gravitz.
GLADYS KRAVITZ
Hello. I wondered if you knew anything about the chimp I caught here today.
SAMANTHA STEPHENS
Chimp?
GLADYS KRAVITZ
Yes. Cute little thing. He was wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap. [Darrin walks over wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap]
DARRIN STEPHENS
Yes? Go on, Mrs. Kravitz. [Mrs. Kravitz screams and runs home]
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
[looks into a dictionary, reads] "Warlock:... Sorcerer, wizard". Abner. There's a wizard at the Stephen's home.
ABNER KRAVITZ
It's good for the lawn. It eats the mosquitoes.
GLADYS KRAVITZ
Not a lizard, a wizard.
ABNER KRAVITZ
Wizard, lizard, as long as it eats the mosquitoes.
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ABNER KRAVITZ
See, I told you there's a logical explanation for everything.
GLADYS KRAVITZ
I suppose there's also a logical explanation for dancing flowers.
ABNER KRAVITZ
Gladys, will you stop.
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
To the naked eye, this looks like the average American home.
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
Mrs. Stephens, are you by any chance harboring my husband?
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GLADYS KRAVITZ
Did you see that?
SAMANTHA STEPHENS
I certainly did. It was almost like magic.