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BLACKADDER
I was under the impression that it's common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew?
CAPTAIN RUM
Opinion is divided on the subject.
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BLACKADDER
By the day after tomorrow, we shall be in Calais! Captain, set sail for France!
CAPTAIN RUM
Aye Aye, sir!
BLACKADDER
So you don't know the way to France either?
CAPTAIN RUM
No, I must confess that too
BLACKADDER
Bugger