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THAD CASTLE
The sight of your awesome boobs disgusts me!
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THAD CASTLE
Yes! Upper class-men win another!
ALEX MORAN
You didn't even measure that one.
THAD CASTLE
I measured with my dick!
46
THAD CASTLE
Every time I put my enormous dick in this pocket pussy, I think of my dad!
39
THAD CASTLE
The teacher's become the master.
HARMON TEDESCO
What?
THAD CASTLE
I said the teacher's become the blaster.
HARMON TEDESCO
I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.
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THAD CASTLE
Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?
25
THAD CASTLE
I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.
25
THAD CASTLE
Now that we're bros, does that mean I'm half-black?
23
THAD CASTLE
He was using you, mascot.
SAMMY CACCIATORE
Yeah? Well at least he knows my name. So who's using who?
THAD CASTLE
Hey, I know your name, but saying isn't what's important right now.
23
THAD CASTLE
Just a heads up ladies, I'm beaver-free until further notice. So don't try to seduce me with your knockers, it won't work. You're dismissed.
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ALEX MORAN
Police.
THAD CASTLE
What? Someone called the police! Shit! Someone called the police! Larry, police!
LARRY
POLICE!