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SAM AXE
Where there's smoke, there's Fi.
FIONA GLENANNE
Sometimes you have to be your own white knight.
MICHAEL WESTEN
Fiona...
FIONA GLENANNE
You should see the other guy.
MADELINE WESTEN
Fiona and Michael love each other and they hate each other, but it is always each other.
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MICHAEL WESTEN
Fi, if I wanted to buy a modified Saiga-12K, who would I talk to?
FIONA GLENANNE
Oh, that's so thoughtful of you, and it's not even my birthday for months...
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FIONA GLENANNE
[playing with plastic army men with wide-eyed boy] Hmm, my guy has an M2 Browning 50 caliber. It's a belt-fed weapon, so it's big and hard to hide, but it's got good range though. So I think he would shoot from up here.
FIONA GLENANNE
Let me see your guy. Okay, your guy has a Mark 2 Pineapple Fragmentation grenade. Short range. So he needs a really, really good hiding place. [looking all around]
FIONA GLENANNE
In the flower pot. Let's see if we can get you some more tactical support. [dumps rest of toys on floor]
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NATE WESTEN
No wonder I got my ass kicked.
FIONA GLENANNE
Oh, you were lucky. The old guy had a Desert Eagle 9mm with combat grips.
MICHAEL WESTEN
Ex-Mossad.
NATE WESTEN
What do you mean, like Israeli spies?
FIONA GLENANNE
Sure. Every other retired spook is an arms dealer. Not a bad gig, if you can stand ex-spooks.
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FIONA GLENANNE
[setting up C4 in a boat] You want this big, right?
MICHAEL WESTEN
Just enough for the boat, Fi. Try not to break all the windows in South Beach.
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FIONA GLENANNE
How do you know this guy who hired you?
MICHAEL WESTEN
We worked together in the Balkans - '91, '92. It was a crazy time. He seemed relatively sane in comparison.
FIONA GLENANNE
And now he kills for a living.
MICHAEL WESTEN
Yeah, he made some poor choices before his death. [Fiona looks at him quizzically] 15 people watched Larry walk into an oil refinery right before it blew up. Apparently, it was his way of taking early retirement.
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FIONA GLENANNE
[referring to Larry] Why would you bring him here? I want that nutjob out of my house!
MICHAEL WESTEN
It's not like he didn't already know your address.
FIONA GLENANNE
Why would that make me feel better?
MICHAEL WESTEN
If I let him out of my sight, that's when he starts killing everyone.
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MICHAEL WESTEN
[voice-over] Orchestrating a fake sighting isn't a job that calls for subtlety. It's not enough to dress an imposter in the right clothes.
FAKE JUSTINO
Am I doing all right? [the picture freezes, and a caption identifies him as "Fake Justin: The Imposter"]
FIONA GLENANNE
Oh, you are doing just fine, Justino.
FAKE JUSTINO
You're kinky, and I like it.
MICHAEL WESTEN
[voice-over] You need to make grand gestures and attract attention to colorful details.
FIONA GLENANNE
[to the bartender] Justino here thinks his tattoo is sexy. I think it's scary. Who's right?
FAKE JUSTINO
It's a Santa Muerte. [he shows off the tattoo; the bartender looks frightened]
MICHAEL WESTEN
[voice-over] Do it right, and eyewitnesses will be lining up to swear they saw a dead man buying drinks.
FIONA GLENANNE
This round is on you, my friend. This round is on Justino! He just inherited a fortune! [everyone in the bar cheers]
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FIONA GLENANNE
Doug is sleeping peacefully.
MICHAEL WESTEN
You gave him something?
FIONA GLENANNE
Maybe. Well half of something.
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FIONA GLENANNE
Michael would change his identity and disappear to get out of a parking ticket.