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CHARLIE MURPHY
Hey Prince, you got a towel? It's kinda hot in here.
PRINCE
Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
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TYRONE BIGGUMS
Imma tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks.
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TYRONE BIGGUMS
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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CLAYTON BIGSBY
Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly chang-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!
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RICK JAMES
Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!
RICK JAMES
The milks gone bad!
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KENT WALLACE
You've never left this property, have you, Mr. Bigsby?
CLAYTON BIGSBY
No, sir, not in many years.
KENT WALLACE
What if I were to tell you that you're an African American?
CLAYTON BIGSBY
Sir! I'm going to make this clear. I'm in no way, shape or form involved in any kind of niggerdom.
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P. DIDDY
That's one hundred percent Cambodian, dawg.
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TYRONE BIGGUMS
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.
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TYRONE BIGGUMS
Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
RHONDA
'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!
TYRONE BIGGUMS
That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.
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SILKY JOHNSON
That was Beautiful. On the weekends, Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.