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OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day. Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day.
DILBERT
I wonder if I could ever date a woman like Jeri Ryan.
OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
That too is futile.
DILBERT
Ok, that's enough out of you.
OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
Do not touch me.
DILBERT
Then how do I turn you off?
OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
Believe me, I am plenty turned off right now.
DILBERT
Clock-tease.
-1
OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
[as Dilbert reaches over to hit the snooze button] Don't touch me!
DILBERT
Then how do I turn you off?
OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
I am PLENTY turned off right now!
DILBERT
Clock tease.
-2
OF NINE ALARM CLOCK
(beep) Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day.