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PC MARK MYLOW
Peter, I could arrest you for criminal damage. But I was thinking, Bob in the lifeboat house has some woodworking tools. Maybe you and I could spend some time in there? Make a few bird tables?
PETER CRONK
[considers the suggestion for a moment] I'd sooner be arrested.
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PC MARK MYLOW
I'll be right here if you need me. Hi, Stewart!
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
I need you in there.
PC MARK MYLOW
Technically I can't bring him in on a 136 unless I find him in a public place, that's the mental health act.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Why didn't you tell me?
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DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
[finding the stray dog sitting outside the surgery] I thought you were going to...
PC MARK MYLOW
I know. He got out. Had a good lawyer.
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PC MARK MYLOW
You depressed?
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Aw no, I've antagonized half the village, buggered up a marriage, and crashed my car. Why would I be depressed?
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PC MARK MYLOW
I've got some news.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
What?
PC MARK MYLOW
You'll never guess...
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
I don't have to.
PC MARK MYLOW
Go on. Try.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
No.
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DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
He locked me in his compound.
PC MARK MYLOW
He locked you in?
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Well, there was a key but I didn't know it. I felt he forced me to have dinner with him and Anthony the squirrel.
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PC MARK MYLOW
That's easy for you to say - you haven't got my problem. You haven't got a date with the woman of your dreams.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Who's that?
PC MARK MYLOW
Louisa.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
What makes you think that?
PC MARK MYLOW
Think what?
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
That the woman of my dreams... Louisa. Louisa is the woman of your dreams.
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PC MARK MYLOW
If you don't mind me saying, I think Portwenn's having an effect on you.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Then you won't mind me saying that I don't carry multivitamins, but luckily for Stewart you do.
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PC MARK MYLOW
I hope you don't mind me saying, that was a good call you made today. What you did with Stewart. I think the village'll appreciate it.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Then you won't mind me saying that I don't carry vitamin tablets but luckily for Stewart, you do.
PC MARK MYLOW
What?
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
Your, um, enlargement tablets. Ascorbic acid, d-alpha tocopherol, prydoxine... they're multivitamins.
PC MARK MYLOW
They can't... that's not ethical.
DR. MARTIN ELLINGHAM
You'll get over it. Big boy.