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DOWAGER COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM
Your turn will come.
LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
Will it? Or am I to be the maiden aunt? Isn't this what they do? Arrange presents for their prettier relations?
DOWAGER COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM
Don't be defeatist dear, it's terribly middle class.
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LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
So he slipped the hook.
LADY MARY CRAWLEY
At least I'm not fishing with no bait.
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LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
I thought it was supposed to be unsinkable.
CRAWLEY, EARL OF GRANTHAM
Every mountain is "unclimbable" until someone climbs it. So every ship is "unsinkable" until it sinks.
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CRAWLEY, COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM
What on earth's that about?
LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
Don't worry. Major Holmes can be a little waspish but he wouldn't want to get us into trouble.
CRAWLEY, COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM
How do you know so much about a pack of strangers?
LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
They're not strangers to me.
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LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
Ethel, have you nothing to do?
MAJOR CHARLES BRYANT
I was keeping her talking. You mustn't blame her.
LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
[coldly] I don't.
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LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
The men are putting on a concert.
ISOBEL CRAWLEY
Can I help?
CRAWLEY, COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM
Edith has it under control.
LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
I do if Mary's willing.
LADY MARY CRAWLEY
Oh alright. One song and that's your lot.
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ISOBEL CRAWLEY
Who is that man? I hope he's not complaining.
LADY EDITH CRAWLEY
Oh no. That's Captain Smiley. He hasn't an unkind bone in his body.