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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
[when asked how the Hekawi got their name] Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
[upon seeing Count Sforza for the first time] Now that's what I call a paleface!
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
[Agarn has given Wild Eagle a parasol] Thanks Agarn, every summer me tired of being redskin.
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CAPTAIN WILTON PARMENTER
We come in peace.
CHIEF WILD EAGLE
What else?
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
It is balloon!
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
Teepee never empty when frost on nose of buffalo [pause] It lose in translation
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
Hekawi not fighters! Hekawi lovers!
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
Hekawis very brave warriors, except for one thing...
SERGEANT MORGAN O'ROURKE
What's that?
CHIEF WILD EAGLE
We *faint* a lot.
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CHIEF WILD EAGLE
Have you ever seen a war dance?
ROARING CHICKEN
Oh I see war dance many moons ago, many many many moons.
CHIEF WILD EAGLE
You and your moons. When?
ROARING CHICKEN
Forty-two years ago, last August.