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GINGER GRANT
Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
GILLIGAN
That's beautiful. What's it mean?
GINGER GRANT
It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel.
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SKIPPER JONAS GRUMBY
Ginger, I've got a problem... I've got a real problem... now you're a girl, right?
GINGER GRANT
Well, if you're not sure about that, you have got a problem!
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GILLIGAN
[as a vampire, standing before an open window] I shall swoop down upon their unsuspecting necks! [Gilligan jumps out of the window, followed shortly by a crashing sound. Gilligan is then seen climbing back in through the same window]
GINGER GRANT
[as Gilligan the vampire's wife] What happened?
GILLIGAN
I forgot to turn into a bat!
GINGER GRANT
What kind of a vampire are you, anyway?
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MARY ANN SUMMERS
[Gilligan is standing guard outside a hut where the Professor and the Skipper are assembling a geiger counter] Is everyone ready for the Christmas party?
GINGER GRANT
Christmas party? You mean birthday party!
LOVEY HOWELL
Anniversary party!
THURSTON HOWELL III
Young man, what do you have to say for yourself?
GILLIGAN
Just one word. [turns and opens door of hut]
GILLIGAN
HELP! [Skipper and Professor fall over in surprise, ruining progress on assembling the Geiger counter]