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J.J. EVANS
J.J., the Mississippi river doesn't flow through New Jersey, and Texas should be bigger, and South Dakota should be next to North Dakota. Valerie, you may be the boss' daughter, but around here, I'm the boss.
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MICHAEL EVANS
Don't you know what today is?
J.J. EVANS
Yeah, Blue Monday. Followed by Broke Tuesday, followed by Disasters Wednesday. From there the rest of the week go DOWN HILL.
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MICHAEL EVANS
Today is the first day of Black History Week.
J.J. EVANS
[about his painted portrait] Sweet Daddy Williams is black.
MICHAEL EVANS
But you should be painting someone more relevant to black history.
J.J. EVANS
Relevant? Are you jiving? Sweet Daddy Williams owns three apartment houses, two Cadillacs and a Lincoln. He ain't never worked a day in his life and he never been to jail. He's the SAME DUDE that got shot five times and ran seven miles to the hospital. Now if that ain't black history, I don't know what is.