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DR. CRISTINA YANG
[they all see the Nazi] That's the Nazi?
DR. GEORGE O'MALLEY
I thought the Nazi would be a man.
DR. MEREDITH GREY
I thought the Nazi would be... the Nazi.
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
[Izzie walks up behind them] Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice.
DR. CRISTINA YANG
Let me guess - you're the model.
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
[to the Nazi] Hi, I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.
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DR. GEORGE O'MALLEY
Why did she do this to herself?
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Cause people are stupid and just want to be loved. That's the only reason anybody does anything.
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DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Eh, not a good time.
DR. ARIZONA ROBBINS
you know what, you walk away from me again I swear I will grab you by the hair and pull hard, I grew up will the name Arizona, I learned how to play dirty on the playground.
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DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
[Extracts Judy doll from bowel] Ah yes... Mod Judy. She came with a yellow vespa. [Laughs] Wait, you know what's strange?
DR. MEREDITH GREY
We haven't had enough strange?
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
She looks a little like you.
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DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
An intern was reassigned so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.
DR. ALEX KAREV
Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
DR. CRISTINA YANG
The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
DR. ALEX KAREV
And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too.
DR. CRISTINA YANG
Oh, this should be fun then.
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DR. ADDISON SHEPHERD
Pity. I've got three surgeries on the board. I was gonna ask you to scrub in *but*... I guess you should stay by that pregnant lady's side all day. You see to it, Dr. Bailey?
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Krev, go find your patient. Stevens, scrub in on Noah's patella fracture.
DR. ALEX KAREV
The She-Shepard just walks in here and pulls me off surgery?
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
You burn the She-Shepard, she burns back. Go.
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DR. ISOBEL 'IZZIE' STEVENS
Wake up. [Alex lifts his head up] God. No wonder you failed your boards. What, do you expect to learn this stuff by osmosis?
DR. ALEX KAREV
What are you doing here?
DR. ISOBEL 'IZZIE' STEVENS
[sighs] I'm a farmer, okay? I've been drooling, puking, and crapping in my pants.
DR. ALEX KAREV
You came here to help me study?
DR. ISOBEL 'IZZIE' STEVENS
Well, I'm not actually crapping my pants now, am I?
DR. ALEX KAREV
Why would you want to help me after what I did?
DR. ISOBEL 'IZZIE' STEVENS
Because, it's what JESUS, would freaking do!
JIMMY SHELTON
How is she?
NADIA'S MOTHER
Is she gonna be alright?
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
She lost a lot of blood, but we were able to replace it and repair the tear. She's going to require several days' observation, but she should make a full recovery.
JIMMY SHELTON
Thank God.
NADIA'S MOTHER
Thank God is right, because we're certainly not gonna thank you. We should sue you for all you're worth. We sat here, and sat here, and sat here, and sat here...
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
[Quietly to George] You wanna help me out?
DR. GEORGE O'MALLEY
[Quietly to Bailey] Really?
NADIA'S MOTHER
And sat here, and watched you take patient after patient...
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
[Quietly to George] You got your second chance, just don't screw it up.
NADIA'S MOTHER
...And made my daughter wait for three whole days for her operation. I should sue you and this whole damned hospital!
DR. GEORGE O'MALLEY
Okay, yeah. You could sue us, or you could consider the possibility of just shutting the hell up.
NADIA'S MOTHER
What did you just say to me? Did you hear what he just...
ERNIE
I heard him!
JOSH SHELTON
You can't talk to an old lady like that.
NADIA'S MOTHER
Where is my daughter? I'd like to see her.
DR. GEORGE O'MALLEY
Well you can't. I'm her doctor, she is my patient, and this is a hospital, which is the kind of place where people could generally use a little peace and quiet. So, no. Right now, you can't see her. And I am not saying this because you threatened to sue Dr. Bailey, who spent the last several hours saving your daughter's life, saving your wife's life. I am saying this because she is my patient and she is the recovery wing of this hospital trying to recover, and visiting hours are over. So, good night. And, Merry Christmas. [Walks away]
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Interns. Too emotional. Apologies. [Leaves]
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DR. CALLIE TORRES
Hey, I've got a plan to stop George. Are you in?
DR. ARIZONA ROBBINS
Stop George from what?
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
He joined the army [looks at Callie] Yes I'm in [walks away]
DR. ARIZONA ROBBINS
Bailey, no I'm talking to you. [Turns to Callie] Why are you trying to stop him?
DR. CALLIE TORRES
Because he joined the army.
DR. ARIZONA ROBBINS
And?
DR. CALLIE TORRES
And because he's my ex-husband. And because I know his mom, and I love his mom, and normally Izzy would talk sense to him, but she's got cancer and kind of a bad mental deficient so it's on me to stop him.
DR. ARIZONA ROBBINS
why would you wanna stop him?
DR. CALLIE TORRES
Because he joined the army, don't you think that's a problem?
DR. ARIZONA ROBBINS
I think that's awesome.
DR. CALLIE TORRES
Awesome! [walks away]
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DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
You wanna tell me what that was all about?
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
Nothing. He's probably just crazy or something. [she hesitates] Bethany Whisper.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
What?
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
Bethany Whisper. I did a new Bethany Whisper lingerie ad, he saw it in a magazine.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
You had time to pose for magazines?
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
No, it was last year, it just came out.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
So, because he saw you in a thong...
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
No! It was not a thong!
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
You're hiding out in the hallway?
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
I think it might be easier if you assign another intern.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Izzie, it's not in your job description. You are a doctor. He is a patient. He's your patient! Biopsy these! If they come back positive, I expect to see you in surgery. You're on this! You hear me?
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DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Dr. Victor, I'm sorry, but these are viable nerves. We should save them.
DR. VICTOR
It will take at least an hour longer. And we might not get it all.
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
[to George] You know they call him, *limp Harry*.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
But his prognosis with chemo is nearly as good, and frankly if you're worried about missing tee time, I'll be more than happy to finish.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Dr. Stevens?
DR. VICTOR
Can we help you?
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
I'm sorry, Dr. Bailey. Dr. Victor, I agree with her. You just can't... You have to save the nerves.
DR. VICTOR
What?
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
The nerves. You have to save them.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
Dr. Stevens, I can handle this.
DR. ISOBEL "IZZIE" STEVENS
No, you told me the most important thing is giving the patient what they want. What Humphrey wants is his erection.
DR. VICTOR
[to Dr. Bailey] She's yours. You get her out.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
I can't do that, sir. You know how these young puppies are.
DR. VICTOR
I'm going to tell Richard about both of you.
DR. MIRANDA BAILEY
You do that. In the meantime, why don't we pretend it's you on this table, and give this a try.