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MARSHALL ERIKSEN
Ah-ah! Coat wench, do not uncheck this man's jacket!... sorry, I was just being dramatic, you're not a coat wench.
COAT CHECK GIRL
No, coat wench, I like it. I should get a sign made up.
TED MOSBY
What are you doing here, Lily let you go?
MARSHALL ERIKSEN
Lily? Psshh, who cares, right?
TED MOSBY
You are so dead.
MARSHALL ERIKSEN
Oh, I'm so dead.
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COAT CHECK GIRL
Yeah, see, if everyone keeps telling you something's supposed to be fun, it's usually not.
TED MOSBY
Right. So, by that logic, if you and I were to, say, go out on a date...
COAT CHECK GIRL
...Well, we couldn't go anywhere that's supposed to be fun.
TED MOSBY
Right. The DMV it is.
COAT CHECK GIRL
Then we'll get our teeth cleaned.
TED MOSBY
Sounds awful. It's a date.
TED MOSBY
But there's still one big question that need to be answered...
TED MOSBY
How many of these coats do you think I could put on all at once?
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MARSHALL ERIKSEN
[running into club, stopping Ted] Ah-ah-ah, Coat Wench, do not uncheck that man's jacket! [to coat Coat Check Girl] Sorry, you're not a Coat Wench, I was just being dramatic.
COAT CHECK GIRL
No, I like it. I was thinking about getting a sign made...
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TED MOSBY
These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?
COAT CHECK GIRL
Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like usually sucks, like these clubs. Or cruises.
TED MOSBY
Or New Year's Eve.
COAT CHECK GIRL
Or the Super Bowl.
TED MOSBY
Or parades.
COAT CHECK GIRL
The Rockettes.
COAT CHECK GIRL
You said that already.
TED MOSBY
I *really*, really hate parades.