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JIM NANTZ
Hello friends, every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr Barney Stinson. Barney, welcome.
BARNEY STINSON
[shakes hands] Thanks Jim, great to be back on the show.
JIM NANTZ
Good to have you with us, and you know the stats that really speak for themselves - over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions, and not a single fatty. It's impressive. With all of these accomplishments though, there's one laurel that has eluded you...which brings us to last week. What's the story there?
BARNEY STINSON
Buckle up, Jimbo, this one's a doozie.
WENDY THE WAITRESS
Take out order for Cook Pu. We have a Number Two over here for Cook Pu.
TED MOSBY
[stunned, to gang] You guys got Wendy saying it now? Come on, like, I get it, Cook Pu is a stupid name and it gets stupider and stupider the more you say it. Cook Pu Cook Pu Cook Pu!
COOK PU
Here. [Ted looks at her as Wendy gives her her order]
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JIM NANTZ
Hello friends, every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr. Barney Stinson. Barney, welcome.
BARNEY STINSON
[shakes hands] Thanks Jim, great to be back on the show.
JIM NANTZ
Good to have you with us, and you know the stats that really speak for themselves - over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions, and not a single fatty. It's impressive. With all of these accomplishments though, there's one laurel that has eluded you...which brings us to last week. What's the story there?
BARNEY STINSON
Buckle up, Jimbo, this one's a doozie.
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BARNEY STINSON
I was on my way to the Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, no rejections.
JIM NANTZ
The dating equivalent of the perfect game, and even rarer.