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RICKY RICARDO
Say, what do you know about rice? |
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FRED MERTZ
Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life. |
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RICKY RICARDO
Hey, Lucy, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater. |
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LUCY RICARDO
What? |
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RICKY RICARDO
Some tramp comes up to me on the street and says he hadn't had a bite in three days. |
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LUCY RICARDO
What did you do, bite him? [Audience laughs] |
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LUCY RICARDO
Lets see, it was either the upstairs maid or the butler |
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RICKY RICARDO
It was her husband |
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LUCY RICARDO
Her husband? He didn't have any reason to do it |
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RICKY RICARDO
He was married wasn't he |
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RICKY RICARDO
Something's wrong with the electricity. My shaver isn't working. |
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LUCY RICARDO
Something's wrong with the gas. My chicken isn't working. |
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RICKY RICARDO
Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people? |
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FRED MERTZ
Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people? |
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RICKY RICARDO
Why are we whispering? |
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LUCY RICARDO
If my feet find out this was my idea, they'll kill me. |
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LUCY RICARDO
How much do you want to bet? |
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FRED MERTZ
Ten dollars. |
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ETHEL MERTZ
Well what's the matter with twenty dollars? |
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RICKY RICARDO
What's the matter with thirty dollars? |
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LUCY RICARDO
What's the matter with fifty dollars? |
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FRED MERTZ
What was the matter with ten dollars? |
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FRED MERTZ
We'll sue you. |
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RICKY RICARDO
Yeah? We'll see who's gonna sue who. |
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LUCY RICARDO
Yeah, we'll sue who's gonna see... |