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BOYD CROWDER
I asked him to shut down his poison factory and merely made an observation about its combustibility.
4
BOYD CROWDER
Well? Should we just do us a shot of JIM BEAM? Just for old times' sake? Ava, bring us a shot of Jim...
AVA CROWDER
[Cocks shotgun] You wanna know what Bowman said when he looked up and he saw me with his deer rifle?
BOYD CROWDER
Goddamnit woman, you only shoot people when they're eatin' supper?
4
BOYD CROWDER
Are you asking me or are you telling me?
RAYLAN GIVENS
Well, if it makes you feel better, you can tell people I asked.
3
BOYD CROWDER
Deputy Marshall Raylan Givens, would you shoot me if you had the chance?
U.S. MARSHAL RAYLAN GIVENS
You make me pull, I'll put you down.
3
RAYLAN GIVENS
I hope I didn't take you away from anything.
BOYD CROWDER
Well I was this close to bringing a sinner to Jesus and now he is consigned to eternal damnation. I hope that you're happy.
2
BOYD CROWDER
What brings you to my house?
RAYLAN GIVENS
Oh, this is your house now?
BOYD CROWDER
Why, yes, prison is my home.
2
BOYD CROWDER
My outlaw ways are behind me.
RAYLAN GIVENS
Just you saying that scares the shit out of me.
2
AVA CROWDER
You sure you know what you're doing?
BOYD CROWDER
I'm making it up as I go, but I sure am happy you elected to come along.
2
BOYD CROWDER
Whole world's a tree Raylan. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
1
BOYD CROWDER
Fire in the hole!