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HENRY BLAKE
Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
RADAR
Oh, nobody does, sir.
HENRY BLAKE
Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.
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HENRY BLAKE
You're always wrong, Frank. That's what's so right about you.
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HENRY BLAKE
Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?
RADAR
One of us has to.
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HENRY BLAKE
Frank, whatever it is, just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it.
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RADAR
Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
HENRY BLAKE
I was born with someone waiting to see me.
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RADAR
Will Scotch be all right for everybody, sir?
HENRY BLAKE
Yeah, fine, Radar - perfect.
RADAR
[offering a drink to Captain Sloan] Uh, I ran out of ice sir, so I used bourbon.
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FRANK BURNS
I'm sure General Clayton would send us an anti-aircraft gun.
HENRY BLAKE
And I'm sure General Clayton is not in the rent a gun business.
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RADAR
Colonel, do you know what I found in the morning's mail?
HENRY BLAKE
Now, that's a toughie. Hum a few bars, won't you, Radar?
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HENRY BLAKE
[Klinger is standing at attention in a tacky Carmen Miranda outfit] Klinger, that outfit might just get you that Section 8.
CPRL. MAXWELL KLINGER
I made it just for this occasion, sir. I was in such a hurry, I didn't get the back zipped.
HENRY BLAKE
I'll do it. [Klinger spins around]
CPRL. MAXWELL KLINGER
Up, sir. [Blake zips it; Klinger spins back around and snaps to attention]
HENRY BLAKE
There you go, soldier.
CPRL. MAXWELL KLINGER
Sir, I have a picture of me. Would you carry it in your wallet?
HENRY BLAKE
Your pink evening gown.
CPRL. MAXWELL KLINGER
I knew it was your favorite, sir.
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MARION 'FERRET FACE' BURNS
[as the company assembles to see Henry off] Does the Colonel wish to review his troops?
HENRY BLAKE
No, I just want to say goodbye.