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NURSE
[Vancome Lady is in a coma] It's hard to tell how much work she had done. I'm gonna need a chisel to get all that makeup off.
VANCOME LADY
[thinking] Watch it there, Moesha. I may be a coma but I'm not deaf.
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VANCOME LADY
[to a white tricker-or-treater dressed as a hooded ghost] Hurry up, Blondie, you don't wanna be late to the Hitler Youth Convention.
VANCOME LADY
[to a black tricker-or-treater dressed as a jailbird] Oh, and young man, my car has low-jack.
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VANCOME LADY
Shaaa... You know what?
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VANCOME LADY
Shaaa... You know what... Uhh-Uhh, I'm sorry but we here at Vancome don't specialize in blacks.