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RUDY WADE
What are you doing?
KELLY BAILEY
Design a new propulsion system.
RUDY WADE
Why?
KELLY BAILEY
Because I'm a fucking rocket scientist!
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KELLY BAILEY
What if there's loads of people like us all over town?
NATHAN YOUNG
No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I'm telling you, by this time next week, it'll be back to the same old boring shit.
5
NATHAN YOUNG
Come on, Barry. You're good at this stuff. Think of something.
SIMON BELLAMY
Who's Barry?
NATHAN YOUNG
You are.
KELLY BAILEY
His name is Simon.
NATHAN YOUNG
Is it? I thought it was Barry.
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KELLY BAILEY
[in thick East Midlands accent] Ehm, wot makes ya thin' that yer better than ozz?
NATHAN YOUNG
What is *that* accent?
CURTIS DONOVAN
Is that for real?
KELLY BAILEY
Wot, you tryin' to say soomfin 'ou' it, then, yah?
NATHAN YOUNG
It's a - are you - that's just a noise! Are we supposed to be able to understand her?
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NATHAN YOUNG
[Discussing a plan for dealing with the Virtue group] Come on, Barry, you're good at this stuff. Think of something.
SIMON BELLAMY
Who's Barry?
NATHAN YOUNG
You are.
KELLY BAILEY
His name is Simon.
NATHAN YOUNG
Is it? I thought it was Barry.
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NATHAN YOUNG
Yeah so my mum opens the door and she's like 'Ahhhhh' & I'm like 'I'm Immortal!' & then fanted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.
KELLY BAILEY
Is she alright?
NATHAN YOUNG
Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.
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KELLY BAILEY
You know after the storm, did any of you lot feel like dead weird?
NATHAN YOUNG
Yeah. I had a strange tingling sensation in my anus.
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NATHAN YOUNG
You alright?
KELLY BAILEY
What?
NATHAN YOUNG
You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
KELLY BAILEY
No, I'm not.
NATHAN YOUNG
Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.
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NATHAN YOUNG
I mean, I was there, right? I should have one of these bullshit powers.
KELLY BAILEY
You can have mine. Wanna hear what people are thinking about you?
NATHAN YOUNG
Not so much, no. I want something good, you know, something from the A-list.
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KELLY BAILEY
So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?
NATHAN YOUNG
I appear to have shat myself.