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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading.
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NORM
Does someone need a hug?
DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Of course not, you glorified waffle iron!
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Then no one can stop the wrath of Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
VANESSA DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?
DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
[Shows her his certificate] They don't just give these to anybody, you know.
VANESSA DOOFENSHMIRTZ
[Looks at certificate's price tag] Anybody with $15, they do...
DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
[Snatches certificate from her] OK, that's enough looking.
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
I have an intense, burning indifference.
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
As they say in Mexico, "Dasvidaniya!" Down there, that's two vidaniyas.
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Perry, the platypus? How did you escape my net?... It was the mouse, wasn't it?
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
[making a notation on a taperecorder] Note to self: My evil deed for tomorrow, fire the maid.
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Ah, Perry the platypus, as usual your timing is uncanny. And by uncanny, of course I mean... completely canny!
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CHARLENE DOOFENSHMIRTZ
[about miniature city] Heinz, you made a plush model?
DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
I had a lot of felt!
CHARLENE DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Well, at least it holds together. Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment?
DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me!
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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!