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LAMONT SANFORD
Now Julio's a nice guy. He don't want no trouble.
FRED G. SANFORD
Julio? That his name.
LAMONT SANFORD
That's right. Julio Fuentes.
FRED G. SANFORD
Julio Fuentes. That don't sound like no name, that sound like somethin' you get from drinkin' their water.
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LAMONT SANFORD
All I know is you're turning against a man because he happens to be from another country. Now how would you like it if the next door turned against people from Africa?
FRED G. SANFORD
I don't care, long as he don't turn against people from St. Louis.
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LAMONT SANFORD
Pop, that's what the welfare thing was setup for: for people in financial trouble. What do you think we pay taxes for? We'd just be taking advantage of something that was setup for people like us.
FRED SANFORD
What do you mean 'people like us'?
LAMONT SANFORD
Poor people. The have nots.
FRED SANFORD
The have nots? Well if the have nots could get something from the haves and the haves gave the have nots half of what they have, then the haves would still be the haves but the have nots would be the have somethings.
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LAMONT SANFORD
[skeptical of the smoking, coughing wreck of a man] And you're a doctor?
DR. CALDWELL
In some states.
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FRED SANFORD
Let's do like they did in the Bible: Moses spread his arms out and the Red Sea divided.
LAMONT SANFORD
So we're gonna do like Moses?
FRED SANFORD
No, we're gonna do like the Red Sea and split.
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LAMONT SANFORD
I'll go to a movie or somethin'.
FRED G. SANFORD
There's a good one down at the Rialto. You oughtta go down there and see it. I think it's about a revolt in an old age home.
LAMONT SANFORD
Now that sounds hip. What's it called?
FRED G. SANFORD
Caine Mutiny.
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BUBBA BEXLEY
The characters on that show are a lot like you. There's the mean grouchy old father.
FRED G. SANFORD
Wait a minute...
BUBBA BEXLEY
The Dumb son.
LAMONT SANFORD
Hey Bubba?
BUBBA BEXLEY
The Ugly Sister-in-Law.
AUNT ESTHER ANDERSON
Watch it sucka!
BUBBA BEXLEY
And the stupid bungling friend. [Looks at Grady]
GRADY WILSON
[Sarcasticly] Your too hard on yourself Bubba!