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MYCROFT
This is a matter of national importance. Grow up!
SHERLOCK HOLMES
[dressed only in a bedsheet, on which Mycroft is standing] Get off my sheet!
MYCROFT
Or what?
SHERLOCK HOLMES
Or I'll just walk away.
MYCROFT
I'll let you!
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Dominatrix...
MYCROFT
Don't be alarmed. It's to do with sex.
SHERLOCK HOLMES
Sex doesn't alarm me.
MYCROFT
How would you know?
0
SHERLOCK HOLMES
How's Sarah, John? How was the lie-low?
MYCROFT
Sofa, Sherlock, it was the sofa.
SHERLOCK HOLMES
[glancing back] Oh yes, of course.
DR. JOHN WATSON
How do you... oh nevermind!
-1
MYCROFT
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don't you think?
-1
MYCROFT
[pouring tea] I'll be "mother".
SHERLOCK HOLMES
And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell.
-3
MYCROFT
[concerning his therapist's belief that Watson's hand tremor is PTSD] Fire her. She's got it the wrong way around. You're under stress right now and your hand is perfectly steady. You're not haunted by the war, Dr Watson. You miss it.
-3
OPERATIVE
I will not reveal your identity.
MYCROFT
[via text message] I am certain. [laser sight draws on her forehead]