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JIMMY OLSEN
[to Chloe] Marrying you was the biggest mistake in my life.
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OLIVER QUEEN
My God, what's he done with Chloe?
DAVIS BLOOME
I'd never hurt Chloe. She, uh... She - she saved me.
JIMMY OLSEN
No way. Now, Chloe might be a sucker for the strange, but she's not crazy.
DAVIS BLOOME
Bit of advice - you really don't want to upset me now.
OLIVER QUEEN
Yeah, trust me, I know. I've seen your horns. You give the whole new meaning to the term "Bridezilla."
JIMMY OLSEN
You're the beast.
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CHLOE SULLIVAN
All that time alone in the cell, I realized, what I wanted in the past, kept me from seeing what I had right now. And that's you. And you're perfect.
JIMMY OLSEN
I am *so* far from perfect.
CHLOE SULLIVAN
Which is perfect for me.
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JIMMY OLSEN
Clark, Chloe was just arrested.
CLARK KENT
What?
JIMMY OLSEN
Her habitual hacking caught Uncle Sam's eye. So I - I kind of went to Lex for help. Now he's holding it over my head.
CLARK KENT
You made a deal with Lex Luthor?
JIMMY OLSEN
Look, I told him to get another lap dog, Clark. But then he just - He put her back on their "most wanted" list. She went from life support to life without parole in less than a day.
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JIMMY OLSEN
You know, speaking of the right person, since you don't have a plus-one tonight, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. Name's Clark Kent. You heard of him?
LOIS LANE
Better wear your bow and arrow, Cupid. That bumbling tadpole is not my Prince Charming.
JIMMY OLSEN
Well, maybe you just need to jump his lily pad and plant one on him. Come on. I've seen the way you two look at each other.
LOIS LANE
[scoffs] You need to get your eyesight checked, Olsen. Clark doesn't like me. He likes... driving me crazy.
JIMMY OLSEN
Flirtation 101, Lane. I mean, that's what a guy does when he's into a girl.
LOIS LANE
Really?
JIMMY OLSEN
Trust me. Lois and Clark would be great together. I can feel it in my gut.
LOIS LANE
Well, take some Ex-Lax, and get over it.
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CHLOE SULLIVAN
Lois and Clark?
JIMMY OLSEN
You got to admit, they got chemistry.
CHLOE SULLIVAN
Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together.
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JIMMY OLSEN
[as he sees Clark's wound on his face heal] Your cut. It's gone.
CLARK KENT
Jimmy.
JIMMY OLSEN
No. No, I'm not buying it. That whole "you're here one second, and then you're not"? You took a bullet, and the next day, you were fine. I mean, i-it's like you're some kind of super... guy.
CLARK KENT
Jimmy... I am the Red-Blue Blur. You were right. About me and about Davis. You were the only person to put it all together. I'm sorry that I lied to you.
JIMMY OLSEN
I knew it. I was so right!
CLARK KENT
Look, Jimmy, I need your help. Do you still have that wedding gift? The one for Chloe you said you never gave to her?
JIMMY OLSEN
Yeah, I couldn't bring myself to get rid of it.
CLARK KENT
All right, well, I need you to give to it her now. And whatever happens to me, you need to make sure that Davis and Chloe are safe.
JIMMY OLSEN
Davis?
CLARK KENT
Jimmy, do you trust me?
JIMMY OLSEN
Always, C.K.
JIMMY OLSEN
That is so cool.
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JIMMY OLSEN
I know about Clark.
CHLOE SULLIVAN
What? What exactly do you know?
JIMMY OLSEN
*The* what. I saw him. And I saw what he can do, who he is. And now I see all kinds of things. I see what you sacrificed for him. For everyone, really.
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LOIS LANE
Jimmy, you stepped on my hand!
JIMMY OLSEN
Next time, don't leave your hand on the floor under a desk in an office you're not supposed to be in.
LOIS LANE
I'm sorry, did I just get a lecture from Jimmy Olsen?
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JIMMY OLSEN
[to Chloe] Regardless, you call Clark before you dial 911. I mean, what's he gonna do, dismantle the bomb with his great hair?