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MR. KRABS
I don't get it. If a free salad bar won't bring in new customers... what will?
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MR. KRABS
There are two ways of getting on my bad side, boys: I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches me thermostat.
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
That is so selfish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Yeah. Your yard is really fun. There are kids playing on it right now.
MR. KRABS
What? Hey, you kids! Get off my yard!
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MR. KRABS
Mr. Squidward! What the halibut is going on?
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
It's a feeding frenzy, Mr. Krabs, and SpongeBob is still not back from his break. [Mr. Krabs laughs] What?
MR. KRABS
I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break. No one has taken a break in the Krusty Krab since the chum famine of '59. Now, what was that you said?
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
He took a break. [Mr. Krabs stands shocked for a moment; his claws and nose fall off]
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SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
Why is he so happy about? [Sees the calendar set on April 1st] Aah! April 1st? April Fool's Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! [Dials phone] Mr. Krabs, I can't come in to work today. I caught something horrible.
MR. KRABS
What'd you catch?
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
I caught sight of the calendar.
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MR. KRABS
You can't hang your delicates in front of my customers' faces.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The customers don't seem to mind.
MR. KRABS
Ugh, I have disgusting clientele.
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MR. KRABS
[SpongeBob is ready to finish for the day, points to Squidward holding a bag of trash] Take that pile of filth out with ya.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[gasps] Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!
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MR. KRABS
You're gonna interrogate my blender?
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MR. KRABS
Look Squidward! Money!
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for 62 cents?!
MR. KRABS
You think I could've gotten more?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Wait just a burger-flipping second. (Flying Dutchman turns around)
FLYING DUTCHMAN
Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That would be me: SpongeBob BacksassPants.

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

OK Krabs, I'll let you stay. But first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between Spongebob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?

MR. KRABS

That depends. How much money we talking about?

SPONGEBOB

Mr Krabs?

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

62 cents.

MR. KRABS

I'll take the money.

SPONGEBOB

Mr Krabs!
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MR. KRABS
Listen up Squidward, 'cause this is where it gets juicy.
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MR. KRABS
If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just *sick*.