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DOCTOR
Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare.
MR. KRABS
Am I going to be okay?
DOCTOR
Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check out your chart.
DOCTOR
[Reads chart] Let's see... Oh no. Oh no! This is terrible!
MR. KRABS
Is everything all right, doc?
DOCTOR
Don't come near me! Ahh!
MR. KRABS
That's not a good sign.
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DOCTOR
Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
My what has a what now?
DOCTOR
Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. It took 20 hours to put it all back together. We actually ran out of staples, so we had to use a glue stick. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky luck boy. But next time I want you to be more careful. One more injury like that, and you could end up like that poor creature there, in the iron butt.
IRON BUTT FISH
Oh, man. It itches.
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DOCTOR
Well, Mr. Squarepants, it appears you have the suds.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
You're not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
DOCTOR
No silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[while being cleaned by Hans] I can smell again.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[after the sponge treatment] That was great, I love the doctor.
HANS
Here's your lollipop.
PATRICK STAR
A lollipop? Hey doc, I have the suds too.
DOCTOR
Oh yes, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you too.
PATRICK STAR
[while Hans is cleaning Patrick] Ouch, that hurts.
PATRICK STAR
What are you doing?
PATRICK STAR
This doesn't seem right.