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ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN
Your honor, you have heard the prosecution tell you that my client is dishonest. Your honor, it's easy for him to say that because my client is a crook! [Kingfish puts his head in his hands]
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ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN
There's only two reasons a man will do something - money and glory.
GEORGE 'KINGFISH' STEVENS
Hmmmm... Glory.
ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN
Yeah. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware? Glory! Why did Napoleon go to Waterloo? Glory! And why did I, when I was 12 years old, ride the rapids of the Hudson River on a log when I coulda' been killed?
GEORGE 'KINGFISH' STEVENS
Glory?
ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN
Naw... just a fool kid!
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GEORGE 'KINGFISH' STEVENS
He's leavin' on the five-fifteen, and if I don't think of somethin' fast, he gonna cut me out of his will, for sure!
ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN
Now calm down, Kingfish, calm down. Remember - no matter how messy a mess you is messed up in, there's always a way to un-mess yourself.
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ALGONQUIN J. CALHOUN
[Kingfish is trying to get Calhoun to help him dupe Andy] What? Do you think I is low down enough to deceive Brother Andy? [begins hitting fist on desk] Do you think I is crooked enough! Do you think I is spineless enough! [Kingfish puts $20 on the desk] Uh, well, just call me Jellyfish [pockets the $20]