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BISHOP PROUDIE
The canon-in-residence is not *in* residence.
REV. OBADIAH SLOPE
I understand he is in Italy.
BISHOP PROUDIE
Italy?
REV. OBADIAH SLOPE
On the banks of Lake Como.
MRS. PROUDIE
Whatever is a canon in residence doing on the banks of Lake Como?
REV. OBADIAH SLOPE
Apparently he collects butterflies.
MRS. PROUDIE
I cannot imagine the bishop looking kindly upon a canon in residence who spends his time collecting butterflies- especially Italian butterflies.
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REV. OBADIAH SLOPE
And the bishop is generally unhappy about the state of the locks.
ARCHDEACON GRANTLY
Locks? Specific locks, my lord, or locks in general?
BISHOP PROUDIE
Uh, merely one or two locks, er, on the outhouses.
REV. OBADIAH SLOPE
Specifically, the coal house, the wood house, and the locks on the servants' bedrooms.
MRS. PROUDIE
Indeed, the locks in the entire building leave much to be desired.
BISHOP PROUDIE
Of course, a great deal depends upon a lock, but equally so, er, uh, upon the key. Well, hem, ha-hah, I always think that the fault - if fault there be - frequently lies, er, well, with the key, hmm, rather than the lock.