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MALE BET EMPLOYEE
B.E.T.
MISTRESS LEEVIL
And what does that stand for?
MALE BET EMPLOYEE
Black Entertainment-(interrupted mid-sentence)
MISTRESS LEEVIL
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Black Evil Television. It's not enough that the shows are bad, they have to be evil as well. Send in my evil HENCHMEN! (camera cuts to a tall, large black man bald man dressed in black with a black female dressed in black with an afro and large gold hoop earrings) These are my evil henchmen, Big Nigga and Crazy Bitch. Big Nigga, Crazy Bitch, teach this person the meaning of black and evil. (Male BET employee and Weggie Rudlin collectively gasp in fear)
CRAZY BITCH
Oh no dis nigga didn't!
MALE BET EMPLOYEE
No! Mistress Leevil, PLEASE! (Big Nigga marches up to him and grabs him by his afro) We're making more evil, I promise!! (Big nigga puts him in a chokehold)
CRAZY BITCH
Oh HELL no, this mothafucker didn't! (takes off her earrings)
MALE BET EMPLOYEE
Weggie, PLEASE SAVE ME!! AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
CRAZY BITCH
YAAAAAAAA!!! (runs up to Male BET Employee and proceeds to slash him while Weggie looks in horror and then looks away as if he was unaffected amidst Mistress Leevil's maniacal laughter and the blood splattered on her and on the walls of the boardroom)
THE BOARDROOM QUIETS DOWN)
Weggie Rudlin!
WEGGIE RUDLIN (NERVOUSLY)
Agh, aaaaagh! Huh?
MISTRESS LEEVIL
This Uncle Ruckus show, how's it going?
WEGGIE RUDLIN (NERVOUSLY)
Huh uhhhhhhh (voice changes in pitch).. Great! F-fantastic!
MISTRESS LEEVIL
Is it evil?
WEGGIE RUDLIN
Oh, absolutely.
MISTRESS LEEVIL
I hope so, Weggie for your sake. ( calmly wipes off blood splatter from her face). 'Cause if it's not evil then, you know what's gonna happen. By happening I mean killed or at least very seriously injured sooo, so, you know, just make sure it's evil.