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CAROL BRADY
[after Alice destroys the bust of Mike's head because the kids scared her] Like I said, fun is fun, but if you're not careful, someone can get hurt. |
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BOBBY BRADY
We never thought it would be dad's head. |
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CINDY BRADY
Hi, anybody seen Jan? |
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CAROL BRADY
She went to the library, honey, why? |
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CINDY BRADY
Oh, I just thought I'd let her beat me at checkers. |
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MIKE BRADY
Why you want to do that? |
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CINDY BRADY
To give her confidence. To make her think she's good at something. That's what we've been doing. |
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CAROL BRADY
How long are you and your brothers and sisters plan to keep losing to Jan? |
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CINDY BRADY
I don't know. A couple months. I'll ask Greg. |
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CAROL BRADY
I knew something like this was going to happen, Bobby! |
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GREG BRADY
Well, why didn't you tell ME? |
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CAROL BRADY
[on the phone] Im sorry Mike. Cindy thought there are real butterflies in my stomach. |
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MIKE BRADY
Youâre lucky if you only get butterflies. Iâve got six flying saucers in mine. And you're right. |
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ALICE NELSON
You're guaranteed to be cured in 24 hours. |
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CAROL BRADY
24 hours!!? |
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ALICE NELSON
Unless you break out in a rash. Then you take it off. |
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ALICE NELSON
You got everything here? |
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CAROL BRADY
Well, I think so. [to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas] There are 6 luncheon trays, 5 comic books, 4 jigsaw puzzles, 3 magic tricks, 2 ice cream bars,... |
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CAROL AND MIKE
And one cow bell! |
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CAROL BRADY
[about the first strange noise] WHAT was that? |
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ALICE NELSON
It sounded like a cow died in the driveway. |