59
RAFI
I'm day drunk, get ready to see my dick!
4
RAFI
This is Sofia, the light of my life.
GAIL
Yeah, right.
RAFI
She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
SOFIA
Aw...
RAFI
I love you so much.
SOFIA
I love you so much.
GAIL
Bullshit.
RAFI
Bullshit? Fine.
RUXIN
[sick] Sofia Ruxin forever unclean.
RAFI
I love you.
SOFIA
I love you.
GAIL
All right, you know what? I don't have to take this. You really messed this up. You could've had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met. I would have let you put me in a cage!
RAFI
I have a cage!
GAIL
Have fun in your cage alone!
RAFI
[as she leaves] Later, Gail.
SOFIA
What was that all about?
RAFI
Oh, I was just messing around. But by the way, great kiss.
SOFIA
Really?
RAFI
[to Ruxin] I hope you're getting a lot of this, man because this is some terrific kissing right here my sister does.
SOFIA
I'm a good kisser.
RUXIN
Ugh! No!
RAFI
I mean, you're such a good kisser, you got my dick hard, and I'm your brother.
SOFIA
Oh, come on, I didn't make you hard.
RAFI
You can check. You can check.
1
RAFI
Thanks for the car, assholes. Eat my dick! [Peels off in the Shivamobile with the Shiva in the back] I'm gonna blast this trophy in the butt!
0
RAFI
So lots of people didn’t go to college! You don’t have to constantly throw it in my face!
0
RAFI
[after getting "killed" in paintball] GATTACA!
0
RAFI
I don't respect you, okay?
GAIL
Perfect. I don't respect myself.
RAFI
What?! Okay, fine. Truth be told, there's another girl here.
GAIL
Awesome.
RAFI
You're into that?!
GAIL
How do you think I got through nursing school?
RAFI
You know what? You gotta go.
GAIL
I'm not going.
RAFI
Just pack it up!
GAIL
I am here...
RAFI
I don't find you attractive!
GAIL
I don't care!
RAFI
I think your face is gross, I think your boobs are different sizes, and I think [points to crotch] this is way too big!
GAIL
All right, you are getting me so hot right now.
RAFI
What?!
GAIL
Yes! Treat me like shit.