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WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
Winston Rothschild here from Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, with a lesson for you: "There once was a man from Turkey, whose septics were plugged up and murky. They blamed it on lead from the pipes in the bed when the culprit was too much beef jerky."
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HAROLD GREEN
Tonight's contestant is Mr. Winston Rothschild of Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
Where our motto is, "Service with a smile - even on hot days."
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WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
It's the last thing people stop doing.
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RED GREEN
[Introducing the "Auto Biography" section of the show] This week we have Winston Rothschild of Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
[motto] "No tank too big, no tank too small, teacup or cesspool, we suck 'em all."
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HAROLD GREEN
Tonight's contestant is Mr. Winston Rothchilds of Rothchild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
Where our motto is: If your eyes are stinging, my phone should be ringing.
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WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
Hello, this is Winston Rothschild reminding you: "Your sewage is our bread and butter."
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WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
Winston Rothschild here for Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services, where we put the P.U. in pump!
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DALTON HUMPHRIES
What about you, Red? Is there anything you can do to set a world record?
RED GREEN
Well, I could, but that's kind of between Bernice and I. I'm pretty sure they don't have that category. [he gestures towards the Guiness Book of World Records in Winston's hand]
WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
[looking at the book] Oh, no, snoring is in here.
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WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
You think 'Fear Factor' is gross? I eat with these hands!
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WINSTON ROTHSCHILD
I've made up all these advertising fliers for my sewage business, and so I want to find the best way to use them.
RED GREEN
[offhandedly] Just toss 'em in the trash can, like everybody else does!