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TODD FLANDERS
[after Homer's candy fantasy ends due to the tape player malfunctioning,he throws it in the ocean] Hey! I got that for my birthday!
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TODD FLANDERS
Mr. Simpson, why did you hurt the dollies?
HOMER SIMPSON
Well, son, your uncle Homer is like 80% of Americans: hopped up on prescription drugs.
ROD FLANDERS
But users are losers.
HOMER SIMPSON
You're confusing drugs with "druuuugs!"
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LISA SIMPSON
Where are the dice?
TODD FLANDERS
Daddy says dice are wicked.
ROD FLANDERS
We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
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TODD FLANDERS
We're not going to church today!
NED FLANDERS
*What*? You give me one good reason!
TODD FLANDERS
It's Saturday!
NED FLANDERS
Okely-dokely-doo!
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TODD FLANDERS
We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1
NED FLANDERS
Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
ROD FLANDERS, TODD FLANDERS
Yay!
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TODD FLANDERS
Red room. Red room. Over there. [points]
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HOMER SIMPSON, DAVID BYRNE
[singing] He's your peppy, perky, nightmare neighborino!
HOMER SIMPSON
If you despise polite lefthanders...
NED FLANDERS
[singing along] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd.
ROD FLANDERS
That's us.
TODD FLANDERS
Hooray!
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GRAMPA SIMPSON
Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
ROD FLANDERS
I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.
GRAMPA SIMPSON
There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
TODD FLANDERS
Yes sir!