4
SHANE WALSH
So now you're gonna risk three men?
T-DOG
Four.
DARYL DIXON
My day just gets better and better.
T-DOG
You see anybody else here stepping up, to save your brother's cracker ass?
DARYL DIXON
Why you?
T-DOG
You wouldn't even begin to understand. You don't speak my language.
3
RICK GRIMES
What's the difference between men and women?
SHANE WALSH
Is this a joke?
RICK GRIMES
No, serious.
SHANE WALSH
Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinkin' the switch only goes one way, On.
SHANE WALSH
[Begins to say things be then keeps changing his mind]
SHANE WALSH
Come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.
RICK GRIMES
Is that right?
SHANE WALSH
Yeah, baby. Oh Reverend Shane is preachin' to ya now, boy. Then this same chick, mind ya, she'll bitch about, uh, Global Warming. This is where Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say, "Uh, darlin' maybe if you and every other pair of boobs on this planet could just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much Global Warming?"
RICK GRIMES
You say that?
SHANE WALSH
The pull-out version. Still, that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe and that's when the Exorcist voice pops out "You sound just like my damn Father! Always yellin' about the power bill and tellin' me to turn off the damn lights!"
RICK GRIMES
What do you say to that?
SHANE WALSH
I know what I want to say. What I want to say "Bitch, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?"
1
DR. EDWIN JENNER
You *do* want this. Last night you said you knew it was just a matter of time before everybody you loved was dead.
SHANE WALSH
What? You really said that? After all your big talk?
RICK GRIMES
I had to keep hope alive, didn't I?
DR. EDWIN JENNER
There is no hope. There never was.
RICK GRIMES
There's always hope. Maybe it won't you, maybe not be here. But somebody somewhere...
ANDREA
What part of "everything is gone" do you not understand?
DR. EDWIN JENNER
Listen to your friend. She gets it. This is what takes us down. This is our extinction event.
CAROL
This isn't right. You can't just keep us here.
DR. EDWIN JENNER
One tiny moment - a millisecond. No pain.
CAROL
My daughter doesn't deserve to die.
DR. EDWIN JENNER
Wouldn't it be kinder, to be more compassionate to just hold your loved ones and wait for the clock to run down?
0
DALE
This is where you belong, Shane.
SHANE WALSH
How's that, Dale?
DALE
This world, what it is now, this is where you belong. And I may not have what it takes to last for long, but that's okay. 'Cause at least I can say when the world goes to shit, I didn't let it take me down with it.
SHANE WALSH
Fair enough.
0
SHANE WALSH
Hell man, if you think about it, in the cold light of day, you are pretty much dead already.
0
SHANE WALSH
[about eating frog legs] When you get down to that last can of beans, you're gonna be loving those frog legs, lady. I can see it now... [imitating Lori] "Shane, do you think I could have a second helping, please? Please? Just one?"
LORI GRIMES
Yeah, I doubt that.
SHANE WALSH
[to Carl] Don't listen to her, man. You and me, we'll be heroes. We'll feed these folks Cajun-style Kermit legs.
LORI GRIMES
I would rather eat Miss piggy. Yes, that came out wrong.
0
SHANE WALSH
These things ain't sick. They're not people. They're dead. Ain't gonna feel nothing for them 'cause all they do, they kill! These things right here, they're the things that killed Amy. They killed Otis. They're gonna kill all of us.
SHANE WALSH
Hey, Hershel, man, let me ask you something. Can a living breathing person, could they walk away from this?
RICK GRIMES
No! Stop it!
SHANE WALSH
That's three rounds in the chest. Could someone who's alive, can they just take that? Why is it still coming?
SHANE WALSH
That's its heart, its lungs. Why is it still coming?
RICK GRIMES
Shane, enough!
SHANE WALSH
Yeah, you're right, man. That is enough. [shoots walker in the head, killing it]
0
SHANE WALSH
Dale, shut up. Just shut up and give me the guns.
DALE
Am I gonna have to shoot you? Do I have to kill you? Is that what it's gonna take?
SHANE WALSH
Eh. Yeah. That's what it's gonna take.
-1
SHANE WALSH
Jim, nobody is gonna hurt you, okay?
JIM
That's a lie. That's the biggest lie there is. I told that to my wife and my two boys. I said it 100 times. It didn't matter. They came out of nowhere. There were dozens of them. Just pulled 'em out of my hands. You know, the only reason I got away was 'cause the dead were too busy eating my family.
-1
SHANE WALSH
[Rick is leaving the camp to save Merle] Well look, I-Idon't, okay Rick, so could you just-could you throw me a bone here, man? Could you just tell me why: why would you risk your life for a douchebag like Merle Dixon?
DARYL DIXON
Hey, choose your words more carefully.
SHANE WALSH
Oh no, I did. Douchebag's what I meant. [bitterly] Merle Dixon: guy wouldn't give you a glass of water if you were dyin' of thirst.
RICK GRIMES
What he would or wouldn't do doesn't interest me: *I* can't let a man die of thirst, me: thirst, and exposure. We left him like an animal caught in a trap, that's no way for anything to die, let alone a human being.