CARVER What's that?

HERC A gift from your one true partner. Cellphone number, Marlo Stanfield.

CARVER How the fuck did you--

HERC Don't ask, don't tell. It's like one those guys sucking dick in the army. Whatever else I did to piss you off, remember I also did this... And, Carv? When you put the bracelets on that bitch, remind him again of my fuckin' camera.

CARVER Okay, so let's try this again. I say, "Have a good evening, Mr. Broadus!"

BODIE And a good evening to you, Sgt. Carver.

CARVER See.

BODIE And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Collichio!

COLICCHIO Fuck yourself with a 40, shit-breath.

HERC What the fuck was that?

CARVER That was my Korean counterman.

HERC Sounded Chinese.

CARVER Like you can fucking tell the difference.

HERC It's like one of those nature shows. You mess with the environment, some species get fucked out of their habitat.

CARVER Did you just use the word 'habitat' in a sentence?

HERC I did.

HERC Anybody I want?

CARVER Anybody.

HERC I want more than one. I want the Olsen Twins.

CARVER You got 'em. Slaves. All they live for is to get you off. But so now who are you gonna do for 'em? One guy, one act, one time.

HERC Right, and the minute I name a guy, you're gonna be like, "I knew you're a cocksucker from the first time I laid eyes on you. Steve McQueen? Huh, that's your fantasy? You fucking closet case motherfucker."

CARVER Steve McQueen?

HERC Fuck you. It's a setup.

CARVER Both Olson twins. Ashley. Kate...

HERC Mary-Kate. And yeah, I admire her body of work.

CARVER They're yours. All you gotta do is name a guy.

HERC I'm not catching, I'm pitching.

CARVER No problem.

HERC [cuing up the theme from "Shaft"] Carv. He's a complicated man, and the only one that understands him is his woman.

CARVER Seek therapy.

MCNULTY [after Sydnor comes out in disguise] Where's ya' mic?

SYDNOR Down at my dick man. I figured they ain't gonna go down there anyway right?

CARVER I don't know Sydnor, the way you twirlin' around, it might be the first place they look.

CARVER I like to think that until the handcuffs actually fit, there's still talking to be done.

CARVER [about Namond] His mother... [shakes head]

COLVIN Lovely lady. What she say?

CARVER "Put that bitch in baby booking where he belong. Let him learn something."

CARVER [about Herc, modeling sunglasses] His name is Head. Dick Head.