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HERC
[cuing up the theme from "Shaft"] Carv. He's a complicated man, and the only one that understands him is his woman.
CARVER
Seek therapy.
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CARVER
Okay, so let's try this again. I say, "Have a good evening, Mr. Broadus!"
BODIE
And a good evening to you, Sgt. Carver.
CARVER
See.
BODIE
And a VERY good evening to you, Officer Collichio!
COLICCHIO
Fuck yourself with a 40, shit-breath.
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HERC
What the fuck was that?
CARVER
That was my Korean counterman.
HERC
Sounded Chinese.
CARVER
Like you can fucking tell the difference.
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HERC
It's like one of those nature shows. You mess with the environment, some species get fucked out of their habitat.
CARVER
Did you just use the word 'habitat' in a sentence?
HERC
I did.
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MCNULTY
[after Sydnor comes out in disguise] Where's ya' mic?
SYDNOR
Down at my dick man. I figured they ain't gonna go down there anyway right?
CARVER
I don't know Sydnor, the way you twirlin' around, it might be the first place they look.
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CARVER
I like to think that until the handcuffs actually fit, there's still talking to be done.
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CARVER
[about Herc, modeling sunglasses] His name is Head. Dick Head.
0
CARVER
Hey, don't waste film.
HERC
We've been here so fucking long that you're startin' to look good to me.
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CARVER
What's that?
HERC
A gift from your one true partner. Cellphone number, Marlo Stanfield.
CARVER
How the fuck did you--
HERC
Don't ask, don't tell. It's like one those guys sucking dick in the army. Whatever else I did to piss you off, remember I also did this... And, Carv? When you put the bracelets on that bitch, remind him again of my fuckin' camera.
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CARVER
Girl, you can't even think of calling this shit a war.
HERC
Why not?
CARVER
Wars end.