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MARJORY FROBISHER
Heavens, this is an old school photograph, isn't it?
AUDREY
Oh, yes. There's you! What a sight!
MARJORY FROBISHER
Where are you? Oh, there you are, right at the end.
AUDREY
I don't think I've changed all that much.
MARJORY FROBISHER
No, that's just it. You haven't.
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MARJORY FROBISHER
There's hardly a clock in the neighbourhood he hasn't broken at sometime or another. What about that clock at Mulbery-St. Nicholas he mended? It must be the only church clock with a cuckoo in it.
AUDREY
He's a craftsman. If you don't give him the work he'll never get better.
MARJORY FROBISHER
But he's been doing it for thirty seven years.
AUDREY
Well there you are! You can't expect him to get it right first time!
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MARJORY FROBISHER
At least he's English.
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
But he's trade.
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THE RECTOR
For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful. [Marjory stifles a laugh]
AUDREY
Marjory?
MARJORY FROBISHER
Sorry! Um, got a bone in my throat.
AUDREY
Do watch out for bones everybody. You can't be too careful with avocados.
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MARJORY FROBISHER
Perhaps its'a sex film.
AUDREY
With Brabinger. You have sex on the brain.
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AUDREY
Brabinger's got his back trouble again.
MARJORY FROBISHER
What's he picked up this time?
AUDREY
A billiard table.
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MARJORY FROBISHER
Money isn't everything. What about love, and romance?
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
You mean sex! You're sex mad. I can get anything I want in that line just by snapping my fingers.
MARJORY FROBISHER
I never found snapping my fingers that exciting.
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MARJORY FROBISHER
Golly, the place looks bare! What have you done?
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
Oh, we've taken all the "In Sympathy" cards down. Pity, they made the place look so cheerful. There's a lovely one here from Mrs. Beechum. "May me and Harry offer you every assistance with your death."
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AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
Marjory, are you going to dress for dinner?
MARJORY FROBISHER
I have!
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
To eat it or cook it?
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RICHARD DEVERE
I won't say goodbye. Just au revoir.
MARJORY FROBISHER
[speaking about Richard De Vere] Golly, what a man.
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
Yes, isn't he?
MARJORY FROBISHER
Aud, you're not thinking of...?
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
Why not?
MARJORY FROBISHER
You were, you've just said the most terrible things about him!
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
Marjory, you must learn not to confuse money with breeding. He's got the money, I've got the breeding.
MARJORY FROBISHER
Do you think he might be your Mr. Right?
AUDREY FFORBES-HAMILTON
I don't know about Mr. Right, but he could very well be Mr. Convenient.