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CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
Before we get ahead of ourselves, we're talking about dodgy pies in Merthyr, okay? And the fact that they're cutting it up alive - which we could've put a stop to already if it wasn't for you.
RHYS WILLIAMS
I thought that my fiancée was in danger!
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
Well, Mr. Caveman, she wasn't. She can handle herself.
GWEN COOPER
[warningly] Jack.
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in, and thanks to you, they'll have tightened security!
RHYS WILLIAMS
Well, if you stopped, and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showin' off 'round the place...
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
[to Ianto] Do I show off?
IANTO JONES
[nods] Just a bit.
RHYS WILLIAMS
...you'd know that I got out by tellin' them I wanted a job - as a delivery boy. So rather than 'cock things up', I found you a way to get in, but if you can't handle that, big boy, then you can stuff it!
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
[pause, looks at Gwen] This is quite homoerotic.
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IANTO JONES
Did you bring the alarm deactivator?
IANTO JONES
[Owen shoots the alarm panel] Well that's one way of doing it.
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IANTO JONES
[regarding Gwen] Next time, let her take the bullet.
RHYS WILLIAMS
Never.
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DIANA HOLMES
How did it do that?
IANTO JONES
It's automatic. It knows you're there. There are wave-bouncing detectors which emit high-frequency radio waves -
DIANA HOLMES
Ooh look, bananas!
IANTO JONES
Of course, bananas are far more interesting.
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JOHN ELLIS
Look at all this. We'd just come rationing in '53.
IANTO JONES
Yeah, sorry. We are a consumer society.
JOHN ELLIS
It's bloody fantastic!
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IANTO JONES
Welcome to the world of scantily-clad celebrities.
JOHN ELLIS
But there could be children around here.
IANTO JONES
Well, she's a childrens' TV presenter.
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IANTO JONES
They know more about this place than I do. [bangs fist on table] Nobody knows more than I do!
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IANTO JONES
Just us... in this room... for as long as it takes. Terrifying.
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
Really?
IANTO JONES
Absolutely. Shivers down my spine.
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
You don't look scared.
IANTO JONES
Well, it... passed. [Jack raises fist in a mock threatening manner and growls]
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TOSHIKO SATO
[as Captain Jack takes an alien artifact out of a box] You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
It's just a mind probe.
IANTO JONES
Remember what happened the last time you used it?
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure.
IANTO JONES
All right, their heads must explode all the time.
GWEN COOPER
Jack, we can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS
I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.
TOSHIKO SATO
Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.
IANTO JONES
Or the first sign of exploding.
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TOSHIKO SATO
[hacking into a military database] Come on, guys, that wasn't even difficult. You disappoint me.
IANTO JONES
It's almost obscene what you do to security systems.