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HEATHER BUTTON
Who was that on the phone?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Your brother-in-law.
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TRINA
Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago and now he's bugging me about it. I can't get him off my back.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Did you try standing up?
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DICK CASABLANCAS
[after Logan and Veronica walk into his house and all of his friends yell "surprise!"] Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is like some reality show called "My Skank."
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Goodbye, Dick.
DICK CASABLANCAS
What?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica you leave. Actually you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me so just like evaporate or something, I don't know... That's kind of a general invitation. You don't like my girlfriend then... just start heading towards the rectangle with the knob.
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ELI "WEEVIL" NAVARRO
Hey, Joe College!
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Jose Lunchbox!
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LOGAN ECHOLLS
As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.
VERONICA MARS
Me too!
LOGAN ECHOLLS
I'm not blonde...
VERONICA MARS
Or hot.
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VERONICA MARS
Here's a fun thing to say to your beau: 'Mind if I go put the screws to someone?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Go ahead, screw your brains out.
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VERONICA MARS
And, the thing that I can't stand is that I'm pretty sure there's a part of you that's having fun with all of this.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Fun? Fun? My mom is dead! My girlfriend is dead! My dad is a murderer! And the only person I still care about is dumping me. You think I'm having fun?
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DICK CASABLANCAS
So what... You're just going to mope around like the guy in... What's that book when the guy's mom dies and he comes back to Jersey? And he's got that motorcycle sidecar?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Garden State was never a book.
DICK CASABLANCAS
It wasn't? Oops... So much for that paper. But, if this were a book, the theme of my essay would be the symbolism of how your character had his man parts ripped off by the Veronica Mars character.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
My man parts are intact.
DICK CASABLANCAS
Show me.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
You're going to have to take my word for it.
DICK CASABLANCAS
I mean symbolically. We're young, single men in our sexual prime. And the only reason we're not out there going hog wild is because of your feelings? What are we on The View? Am I Rosie O'Donnell?
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LOGAN ECHOLLS
Do you even know how to play poker?
VERONICA MARS
No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.
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VERONICA MARS
Well, I'm going to miss these moments.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
You going somewhere?
VERONICA MARS
Oh! You see this?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Mm-hm.
VERONICA MARS
Uh, this is high school. We're here for four years and then we move on. And all these people you see every day vanish from your life and you never have to think about them again.