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REBECCA JAMES
You know it sounds like you blame Veronica.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
No, Veronica was my friend too. If she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So yeah I blame Veronica... and I blame myself for being stupid and I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
REBECCA JAMES
You know there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, then you'd have been dead too.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
And what is so great about living?
2
MR. TOM DANIELS
[walk in to find Weevil and Logan playing cards] Is this Reno or detention?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Can you believe the best of both.
WEEVIL
[Daniels takes away their cards] Oh, come on, man.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
What the hell, we were playing a game here.
MR. TOM DANIELS
This is punishment gentlemen, not party time.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.
2
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Hey, if you could exonerate me sometime soon that would be great. I really don't want bottom bunk in Fisty McRapesalot's cell.
VERONICA MARS
If you want a top, I'm sure it's negotiable.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Help me Mars Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
2
LOGAN ECHOLLS
[to Veronica] I thought our story was epic, you know. You and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined and blood shed. Epic. But summer's almost here and we won't see each other all. And then you'll leave town, and then... it's over.
2
VERONICA MARS
Your room key? What if I drop in unexpectedly? The other girls will have to - [makes vamoose gesture]
LOGAN ECHOLLS
But you know there's no one else. I only want you. You ought to know that by now. [pause] What, no quip?
2
LOGAN ECHOLLS
I can't take that I hurt you when all I want to do is protect you.
1
VERONICA MARS
Look at you, all helpful.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Conner brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!
1
VERONICA MARS
No jokes. No innuendoes, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers.
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs.
VERONICA MARS
Go home.
1
VAN CLEMMONS
Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy.
1
LOGAN ECHOLLS
Hey, can Dick and Beaver come out to play?