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NICOLE BRISTOW
Okay. why are we watching this?
MICHAEL BARRET
I hate grass.
DANA CRUZ
Yeah well, change the channel.
CHASE MATTHEWS
On it.
MICHAEL BARRET
Make it stop.
CHASE MATTHEWS
I'm trying. The remote's not working.
NICOLE BRISTOW
Ooh, my grandfather said that when he was a kid, he would just walk up to the TV and change the channel by turning a dial or something.
CHASE MATTHEWS
So I have to get up?
DANA CRUZ
Just do it.
CHASE MATTHEWS
I see no dial.
NICOLE BRISTOW
[shocked] Paw-Paw lied to me?
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CHASE MATTHEWS
[nervously] What are you talking about, there was no two year crush on Zoey... Right Michael?
MICHAEL BARRET
[sarcastically] Oh yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
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MICHAEL BARRET
Remember that saying we learned in Latin class? "Carpe Doom" Seize the day
CHASE MATTHEWS
I think that's Carpe Diem
MICHAEL BARRET
Then what's Carpe Doom?
CHASE MATTHEWS
Stupid.