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COSMO KRAMER
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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JERRY SEINFELD
I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?
RENTAL CAR AGENT
We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.
JERRY SEINFELD
But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
RENTAL CAR AGENT
I think I know why we have reservations.
JERRY SEINFELD
I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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AGENT
Unfortunately we ran out of cars.
JERRY SEINFELD
But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
AGENT
I know why we have reservations.
JERRY SEINFELD
I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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SID FIELDS
Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is, who's putting your pants on?
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RENTAL CAR AGENT
Wouldf you like to purchase the renter's insurance?
JERRY SEINFELD
Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HELL out of this thing.