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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
My name is SpongeBob.
PATRICK STAR
And I am Professor Patrick.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Professor?
PATRICK STAR
*Doctor* Professor Patrick. Don't mind him. You know how interns are.
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LORD REGINALD
Oh, marvelous! This machine has cleared my nostrils of unwanted residue in a manner most pleasant.
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PATRICK STAR
The horrible screaming means that it's working.
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
This helmet looks impressive. What's it do?
SANDY CHEEKS
That's my peanut radio helmet. It lets you talk to peanuts. But what good is that?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[Takes a peanut out of his pocket] SpongeBob to peanut. Come in, peanut.
PATRICK STAR
What's it saying?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
It says, "It's dark in here."
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PATRICK STAR
I invented something! It's a stick that you can draw or write stuff with.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That's a pencil, Patrick. It's already been invented.
PATRICK STAR
Ooh! this time I really have something. A glass ball that lights up so you can see in the dark.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That's a light bulb, Patrick. It's already been invented.
PATRICK STAR
This is a good one! I've invented a parallel dimension.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.
PATRICK STAR
Someone keeps stealing my ideas!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[In mirror, speaking with German accent] Well, I thought it was a good idea.