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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
My name is SpongeBob. |
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PATRICK STAR
And I am Professor Patrick. |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Professor? |
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PATRICK STAR
*Doctor* Professor Patrick. Don't mind him. You know how interns are. |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
This helmet looks impressive. What's it do? |
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SANDY CHEEKS
That's my peanut radio helmet. It lets you talk to peanuts. But what good is that? |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[Takes a peanut out of his pocket] SpongeBob to peanut. Come in, peanut. |
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PATRICK STAR
What's it saying? |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
It says, "It's dark in here." |
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PATRICK STAR
I invented something! It's a stick that you can draw or write stuff with. |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That's a pencil, Patrick. It's already been invented. |
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PATRICK STAR
Ooh! this time I really have something. A glass ball that lights up so you can see in the dark. |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That's a light bulb, Patrick. It's already been invented. |
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PATRICK STAR
This is a good one! I've invented a parallel dimension. |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented. |
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PATRICK STAR
Someone keeps stealing my ideas! |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
[In mirror, speaking with German accent] Well, I thought it was a good idea. |
