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DAN RYDELL
I mixed up! I inverted the definitions of "secular" and "nonsecular"!
CASEY MCCALL
Looks like that might be the case.
DAN RYDELL
Hilary Clinton thinks I'm an idiot!
CASEY MCCALL
Either that or a religious bigot.
DAN RYDELL
I went to an Ivy League school, Casey.
CASEY MCCALL
A proud day for Dartmouth, Dan.
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CASEY MCCALL
You have a crush on Hillary Clinton.
DAN RYDELL
I carry a torch for her, yes.
CASEY MCCALL
You're hot for Mrs. Clinton.
DAN RYDELL
Well, who isn't? But in my case it's more than physical. It's cerebral.
CASEY MCCALL
No doubt about it. I think we need to get you a CAT scan. And stat.
DAN RYDELL
I would like to have an intelligent, high-minded, right-thinking, socially progressive, impressively pragmatic conversation with Hillary Clinton. Tomorrow morning I shall.
CASEY MCCALL
Shall you?
DAN RYDELL
Yes. And she will say, "My goodness. That Dan Rydell is such a bright young boy, so much more than sports scores and highlights. I think I'll make him my gentleman friend."
CASEY MCCALL
Well, then, here's to you Mrs. Robinson.
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CASEY MCCALL
You are about five different kinds of crazy, you know that?
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CASEY MCCALL
Was there a stripper?
DANA WHITAKER
At the party?
CASEY MCCALL
Yeah.
DANA WHITAKER
Yes, there was.
CASEY MCCALL
Did he have a better body than me?
DANA WHITAKER
Of course he had a better body than you, Casey. He was a professional male stripper.
CASEY MCCALL
You know, let me tell you something. When we're asked, men know how to answer that question.
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DAN RYDELL
Hillary Clinton thinks I'm an idiot!
CASEY MCCALL
Either that or a religious bigot.
DAN RYDELL
I went to an Ivy League school, Casey.
CASEY MCCALL
Proud day for Dartmouth, Dan.
DAN RYDELL
I made an idiot out of myself in front of Hillary Clinton!
CASEY MCCALL
Yeah, but at least you had to spend a thousand bucks to do it.
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CASEY MCCALL
I'm known in some parts for my first date. In certain parts I have a rep. There's such a thing as street cred, Dan.
DAN RYDELL
Listen to this.
CASEY MCCALL
Tell them about my street cred.
DAN RYDELL
Haha, seriously.
CASEY MCCALL
Tell them about my rep.
DAN RYDELL
You don't have a rep, you don't have street cred. Your last date was 14 years ago and you ended up with marriage and a divorce.
CASEY MCCALL
In some parts.
DAN RYDELL
There are no parts.
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SAM DONOVAN
You shouldn't think that just because I'm looking at you while you're talking to me, that I'm necessarily listening to or caring about what you're saying. It's just something I do to be polite.