DOROTHY ZBORNAK We spent the evening at a motel.

ROSE NYLUND A motel! Dorothy! A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulbed, den of iniquity?

DOROTHY ZBORNAK We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose!

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Hi, Ma.

SOPHIA PETRILLO So you've started up with your married man again.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK How did you know?

SOPHIA PETRILLO I'm The Amazing Kreskin! I was listening outside the door.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Oh Ma.

SOPHIA PETRILLO Oh - I can't put my ear to the door but you can put your ...

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Ma!

SOPHIA PETRILLO Another date with Mrs. O'Brien's husband?

DOMINIC Who was known as the world's fastest human being?

DOMINIC Dominic Tanzi.

DOMINIC It says Jesse Owens here.

DOMINIC Trust me, it was Dominic Tanzi. He got four women pregnant in one night. Two in New York, two in New Jersey.

DOMINIC [on the car she was planning to sell Rose] It's the noisiest thing to come out of Detroit since Martha & The Vandellas.

ROSE NYLUND Who was known as the world's fastest human being?

SOPHIA PETRILLO Dominic Tanzi.

ROSE NYLUND It says Jesse Owens here.

SOPHIA PETRILLO Trust me, it was Dominic Tanzi. He got four women pregnant in one night. Two in New York, two in New Jersey.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK I am going out with a new man tonight and he is not Italian.

BLANCHE DEVEREAUX Oh, who is he, Dorothy?

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Oh, his name is Glenn O'Brien.

ROSE NYLUND Where'd you meet him?

SOPHIA PETRILLO His name is O'Brien. Two to one she met him at a gin mill.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Hi, Ma.

SOPHIA PETRILLO So you've started up with your married man again.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK How did you know?

SOPHIA PETRILLO I'm The Amazing Kreskin! I was listening outside the door.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Oh Ma.

SOPHIA PETRILLO Oh, I can't put my ear to the door but you can put your....

DOROTHY ZBORNAK Ma!

ROSE NYLUND [talking to Dorothy after Dorothy returns from a date with Glenn] Oh, so you spent the evening at dinner!

DOROTHY ZBORNAK No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.

ROSE NYLUND A motel?!! Dorothy! A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulbed den of iniquity?!

DOROTHY ZBORNAK We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.

BLANCHE DEVEREAUX My great-granddaddy always said, there are two things you never sell to a friend - a car and a slave - because if either one of 'em quits workin' you'll never hear the end of it. Of course, they hanged my great-granddaddy. He said a lot of things he shouldn't have.

BLANCHE DEVEREAUX [on the car she was planning to sell Rose] It's the noisiest thing to come out of Detroit since Martha & The Vandellas.

DOMINIC I am going out with a new man tonight and he is not Italian.

DOMINIC Oh, who is he, Dorothy?

DOMINIC Oh, his name is Glenn O'Brien.

DOMINIC Where'd you meet him?

DOMINIC His name is O'Brien. Two to one she met him at a gin mill.

DOMINIC My great-granddaddy always said, there are two things you never sell to a friend - a car and a slave - because if either one of 'em quits workin' you'll never hear the end of it. Of course, they hanged my great-granddaddy. He said a lot of things he shouldn't have.

DOMINIC [talking to Dorothy after Dorothy returns from a date with Glenn] Oh, so you spent the evening at dinner!

DOMINIC No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.

DOMINIC A motel?!! Dorothy! A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulbed den of iniquity?!

DOMINIC We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.